Banded In Texas: Dirty Girl Mud Run

Thursday, November 29, 2012

How do I prepare for my first marathon? Do I stretch, train, run until I drop? Nooooooo! Not this chickadee! I paint my nails!!

GLOSSARY

AIGB: American Institute of Gastric Banding
Onederland: pronounced /WON-DER-LAND/...that beautiful point when you step on the scale and you weigh in the one-hundreds! A goal for those of us 200+lbs!
NSV: aka Non-Scale Victory: those little achievements that just can't be measured in pounds. As in, "I can climb stairs now without huffing and puffing; that's an NSV for me!"
PB'ing: aka 'Productive Burping': when something gets stuck above your band and you 'burp' it back up. Yuck. We all want to avoid this.
TOM: Time of the Month
WLS: Weight Loss Surgery: which can refer to the LapBand procedure or gastric bypass procedures.

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Thursday, November 29, 2012

Dirty Girl Mud Run

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